And Sometimes We Blog To Creatively VENT!

Dear little notebook laptop,

I brought you so that I could be a more frequent blogger,

life was gonna be easier,

I could blog on the go,

I would have more time to write my book,

 you were the little inspirational tool that was going to solve all the problems that I thought I had.

and then you arrived,

you were tiny,

all i could afford,

frustratingly small,

 hard to type on,

a battery life of 45 mins MAX!

no space to save anything but on a usb stick,

no programmes of any use to me,

 not able to connect to internet thought god did I try!!!!!

YOU SUCK!!

you mass produced piece of junk! 

I feel you have tricked me and sent all my dreams crumbling down,

I walk past you now with disdain,

I dont like your pink exterior,

your keyboard

 or the way you decide crap things for yourself ..

like where the curser should suddenly be.!!!!

I wish I had married another,

I wish I had married a MacBook!

so harsh I know but who could see this coming?? ...

ohh hang on ... everyone!

I want to start over,

I want to be a Mac lover.

It is taking all my strength to not throw you at the wall right now!

I want a MacBook!!!!!!!

waah waah waahhhhh I want a Mac Book!!!!

uuhhh  blub blub blub : (

Ehheeeemmm (regaining composure)

Anyone else having a regret today???

Is yours also a pink piece of junk that plugs into the wall??

We are revealing all sides of our personaltities here arent we??

Eeeekk!

xxx

Sheree